Just Like That

t has taken a year in the making but finally I think its time.

The city roads have given me an awful lot… and it is my Duty to give something back!!!

This is the only city, so far, where I’ve had to wait for the light to turn green, To Turn LEFT!!!! People, who have absolutely no inclination to take a left for the next 10 kms, would take up all the front seats at a traffic signal.

Car drivers feel that the indicators at either side are there to make their baby look flashier, and hence hate turning on one side only and ignoring the other. Upsets the balance you know. So they avoid using it altogether.

I strongly feel that the bus drivers honestly believe that the accelerator is actually a foot rest to keep your foot whenever it’s not on the brake.

Auto drivers, I take it back, Pilots, take their job, and perceived status VERY SERIOUSLY. There are no lanes in the air, why should it be any different down here?? They should be able to turn, stop, start, fly, whatever, whenever and wherever they feel like.

Eyes Wide Shut!!!

I think I might’ve finally got some clue to good driving.

KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!!

People all around you are driving like that only. So when I drive with my eyes open, I observe the others… I get nervous… jittery… loose focus… very risky.

When I closed my eyes, I immediately felt at par with everyone… natural confidence booster!!!

So, it’s ok that God gave you perfect vision, but it’s time to get over your handicap.

Drive Blind!!

The lousiest business here would be selling or repairing brakes, ‘cause frankly, 50% don’t use them and the rest don’t care!!!

Easiest job here….. being a traffic cop!!! Honestly!!! Wave your arms around once in a while, when you’ve got bored standing still. You don’t have to fret about what you’re doing, whether it’s right or not, ‘cause frankly speaking, NOBODY is paying any attention to you anyway!!! Once in a while, when the left side of your shirt starts feeling lighter by a couple...