Good Evening,
I want to start by congratulating bride and groom, and thanking all of you for being here tonight.
For those who don’t know me, I’m Steve, and I am danny’ cousin, and best friend.
And today, I am honored to be their maid of honor. But I’m not gonna lie, they had to make me maid of honor, for three very specific reasons.
1. I have been here since the VERY beginning, I’m not gonna state exact dates, or locations, but I must say its been quite entertaining.
2. I have kept all their secrets! Yes, all the nitty gritty, trust me tito Efren, you will not be impressed, im just kidding.
3. And lastly,I have spent my whole life looking up to this beautiful woman. Danny has always had this maturity and composure about her. She always, and till this day has made her family her first priority, so whats not to admire right?
So I think I can gladly stand here and say, yes, I am honored and quite deserving to be 1 of 2 maid of honors.
Now Hope will come up here soon enough and rant and rave about how wonderful danny is, and how kuya bob is super cool, cuz she’s super sweet like that. Me…not so much. I’m kidding danny, relax.
Because I’ve been part of danny life, all my life, I know her quite well. And for her new friends out here, let me share some very interesting facts about our bride. Facts that Bob probably doesn’t know about.
She is very simple, and easily pleased, and easily angered.
She cooks very good beefsteak and has a strange obsession for the slow cooker
She supports BAFA very much, however, she has never worked out in her life.
She is my partner in booty shaking, AND proudly dances in “squares” to house music with me
She hates hello kitty and always will.
She secretly loves Mushu. PERIOD.
And, no she just cannot… “turn it off”
Sheryl , growing up was skinny, lanky, had really frizzy hair, glasses, and way too much teeth. She didn’t have many friends, or even boyfriends.
She is the apple of her father’s eye, and always has...