The World Has Ended

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Date Submitted: 11/05/2015 03:18 PM

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Scenery: My porch aka his house dressed very casually and eating a large sub throughout the video

Hello Internet my name is Christopher Christie. I am the acting governor of New Jersey and dad dancing enthusiast. Here are some facts about me (1) I was born in Newark, New Jersey (2) I coach little league and (3) I’m a fan of the NY Mets and joining in on Citi Field brawls especially during rap concerts.

Since President Barack Obama invited Youtubers to the white house to talk about his health care act and other things I have decide to incorporate the use of YouTube in my political campaigns. I want you the YouTube users to know what I’m going to do first since you are such a large part of the online community.

With this I’m going to make my first major announcement right from my home in New Jersey. I Christopher Christie am announcing my intention to run for (phone rings) Hold one sec, “Hello, you are not serious, I said to shut down the other side of the George Washington not the Riker Island Bridge. Who the hell uses that bridge. Well fix this and it better not come back to me” Alright can we start where I left off. I Christopher Christie am announcing my intention to run for U.S. president in 2016. And I would like to wish all of my future opponents the best of luck.

Thank you viewers for his major announcement. I hope to see you on voting day and make sure your wearing your dad dancing clothes because you know we be jazzing once we win.