The Day Dogs Join Technology

Saying goodbye to those puppy dog eyes as you leave your house for the day can be a damper. If humans get those feelings after parting ways, imagine how the dog feels knowing that is in the house. What is it like for them to be locked in the house all day with nothing to do but entertain themselves with the crappy toys you’ve left them? Of course, there is no sense of communication while you are gone on your most likely not productive day, but why not add to that non-productiveness? Humans get the blessing of staring at their screens and scrolling all day as their way of communication where dogs get the squeaky toy or dead mouse they found in the vent. Let's take humans addiction to cyberspace and allow everyone's furry friends to be like their owner and become addicted to the new iDog, the dog friendly tablet.

As you glare at your phone, what better way to seem popular than blowing up your phone with countless texts from the animal living inside your house that may be considered your best friend. The necessity for human social skills will plummet once these dogs can text you about how they just finished eating your homework that you left on the kitchen table, exactly what you wanted to hear! You may even need to delete your english language and start coughing up thousands of dollars to learn the “woof” language to send your texts to your dog on their iDog because why would the dog want to make the effort to change their ways? For an extra $599.99 you can add the feature of Woofie, a robot in the computer that can change the language for you. Take the lazy route and have the technology rule your worlds again and do the communication for you since typing a text yourself is so 2000s.

First world problems can occur when someone gets the feeling of not having an online game challenger. It can be a low feeling when they need to play angry birds against themselves and can’t prove that they are better than everyone else because of their high score. Worry no more,...