"Girl" Emulation

Son

Text me when you leave the apartment; text me when you get on the train; text me when you get to school; text me when you leave school; text me when you get on the train home; text me when you get off the train home; do your homework as soon as you get home; don’t pretend to research with facebook on the other tab; don’t procrastinate any projects; help your brother with his homework; if you are still studying after 10, go to the kitchen so you don’t bother your brother; wash your face twice before you go to sleep; close the window so you don’t get a cold; but it gets really hot in the room; don’t use all your money the first day I give it to you; don’t eat too much McDonald’s; you will enjoy the smell of my homemade food; don’t misplace your phone; don’t misplace your wallet; don’t misplace your keys; this is how you sneak in a sniff to the food your relatives offer; this is how you smile when you see a relative you like; this is how you smile when you see a relative you kinda like; this is how you smile to a relative you dislike; this is how firm you should handshake an important person; this is how you humbly take money from relatives; what if relatives don’t give me money; are you telling me after all this, you’re going to be the kind of son relatives won’t give money to.