King of the Werecats

The King of the Werecats Part 1

(Emprop Story)

Bob – “Lake House, Home, in the Catskills in New York upstate, sort of.”

Mark – “So in this lake house in upstate New York in the Cat scales. The cat scales were like xylophones for cats and we didn’t bring cats with us. So we heard the cat scales, we knew we were in trouble.”

Bob – “We didn’t have the cats with us but we heard the cat scales and it was me and wade was there too. He was just like “I can’t even handle the cats scales exist. How are we supposed to fight this?” Well, you know the one thing that cats are the most fearful of, Alright? ……. Cool Ranch Doritos. Wade always had 6 bags of cool ranch Doritos when we’re vacationing together. So I went into the trunk that he carries that has goofy stickers all over it. It is like one of those like a harry potter trunk. Also, he a hand in there to. I went in there and got 3 of the 6 bags of cool ranch Doritos. Let’s just sprinkle these all over the window sills and key boards in the house and it will keep the cats away that are playing those cat scales.”

Mark – “So then afterwards we ran out of the cool ranch Doritos but unfortunately they were werecats (people turned into the light of the full moon and not allergic to cool ranch Doritos). Wade dawned on his Harry Potter garb and put on his robe and took his wand out. He started to run out into the woods screaming.”

Wade – “Peehype.”

Mark – “Wade started casting the Harry Potter spell saying, “Peeyus Hypeus!” As he blasted his wand juice.”

Bob – “Unfortunately, that was Wade’s version of the story and what actually happened. He ran into the woods wearing his Harry Potter stuff saying “Peehype” and flapping his wand with his girlie female hands. The cats just ate him because Harry Potter was not real and Wade didn’t know that but what can you do?”

Wade – “Why did this turn into a story about me.”

Bob – “So we lost Wade, and there was just Mark and me. I forgot that Mark was there but he was quietly...