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Date Submitted: 02/12/2012 05:20 PM
Application to Live in New Jersey
Name: _____________________________
Nickname: _____________________________
Address: _____________________________
Exit # (NJ Turnpike): _______
Exit # (Garden State Parkway): _______
1. Ethnic Background:
o ___Italian
o ___Sicilian
o ___Jewish
o ___Italian
o ___Italian
2. Backyard Smells Like:
o ___Sewage
o ___Sulfur
o ___Garbage
o ___All 3
3. # of Muscle Shirts Owned:
o ___5-10
o ___10-15
o ___15-20
o ___20 and above
4. # of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts Owned:
o ___5-10
o ___10-15
o ___15-20
o ___20 and above
5. # of Bon Jovi Shirts That are Also Muscle Shirts:
o ___5-10
o ___10-15
o ___15-20
o ___20 and above
6. Brand of Jeans Preferred:
o ___Sergio Valente
o ___Jordache
o ___Sassoon
o ___Z.Cavaricci
7. Percentage of Wardrobe Which is Skintight:
o ___100%
o ___95-100%
o ___90-95%
o ___85-90%
8. # of Gold Chains Owned:
o ___10-15
o ___15-20
o ___20-25
o ___25 and above
9. # of Gold Chains Worn at One Time:
o ___5-10
o ___10-15
o ___15-20
o ___20 and above
10. Approximate Value of ALL jewelry:
o ___$5-$25
o ___$25-$50
o ___$50-$100
o ___Stolen
11. Number of Applications of Obsession/Polo/Drakar Before Going Out:
o ___10-15
o ___15-25
o ___25 and above
12. Gold Cap on at Least One Tooth?
o ___Yes
o ___No
13. Hair Height (must be completed by applicants seeking residency in Edgewater or Bayonne)
o ___6-8 inches
o ___8-12 inches
o ___1-2 feet
o ___More than 2 feet
14. Hair Products Used:
o ___Hair Spray
o ___Styling Gel
o ___Mouse
o ___Extra
15. Hold Styling Gel:
o ___Bondo
o ___Spackle
o ___40 Weight Oil
o ___Krazy Glue
16. Automobile Owned:
o ___IROC Z
o ___Firebird
o ___Camaro
o ___Mustang
o ___Thunderbird
17. Number of Inches Car is Off the Ground:
o ___6-8 inches
o ___4-6 inches
o ___2-4 inches
o ___Under 2 inches
18. Car Paraphernalia:
o ___Gold chain around license plate
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