Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (here in after referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of ___________, 2011, by CEDERICK C. CARTER and ______________________.THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULE AND PRINCIPALS:1. No sleeping over. (Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.)2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
No calls before 9:00 PM. We don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "love-making" shit. Only SEX allowed. 5. No emotional discussions. (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance, that is why you are called "the backup". Unless you are from out of town, then it's a one-time advance arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted, money is always good. 8. No "baby" or "honey" talks. However, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers. For those 10 minutes that you're on, you are all that matters at that moment. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" or "friends with benefits". We are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK, don't be offended. I won't. 12. No extra clothing. I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex. It's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it, I don't care. 15. Don't ask me if I know who my bitch is. I already know and it ain't you. 16. Don't ask me whose dick this is cause it's a self explanatory question. It's attached to its rightful owner.
17. Don't ask me why I got a Christmas tree tattoo on one side of my crotch and a turkey on the
other. Everyone knows that the best eating happens between Thanksgiving & Christmas.18. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.19. You can not hold some change for any...
