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Date Submitted: 11/27/2012 12:19 PM
IRONY IN AN ELEVATOR
IRONY IN AN ELEVATOR by David Millard
CHARACTERS:
GAIL, pregnant woman, wearing a casual dress
ERIC, disgruntled former employee, wearing casual dress with baggy shirt
PHONE OPERATOR, voiced from behind elevator
SETTING
A large three walled box and ceiling with a light in the top of it to represent an elevator.
TIME
Now.
PLACE
An elevator in a ten story building.
(Curtains open)
(Lights in elevator turn off and on 3 times as if flickering. GAIL and ERIC both grab towards the walls and bounce down than up very quickly in a jolting motion as if the elevator came to to a complete stop.)
GAIL: Oh my god!
(GAIL looks at ERIC.)
GAIL: Is this really happening?
ERIC: Yeah I guess it did. Push the emergency call button over there.
(GAIL pushes the button.)
(At this time play the phone ringing audio which rings 3 times than OPERATOR voices in from behind elevator as if on the loud speaker on the elevator communication line.)
OPERATOR: Hello emergency operator what seems to be the issue?
GAIL: Um, yeah our elevator just stopped and I think were between the ninth and tenth floor.
OPERATOR: OK, I see that you are stopped between the ninth and tenth floor, unfortunately ma'am there seems to be a mechanical issue with that elevator at this time. What I am going to have to do Is get one of our technicians there, but that is going to take about forty minutes to an hour.
(ERIC looks towards the speaker with a very angry face.)
ERIC: Are you kidding me!? This is some bull crap!
(GAIL looks and the ERIC.)
GAIL: Please calm down sir, as you can see I'm almost to term and stuck here just like you are.
OPERATOR: Please keep calm in there. Ma'am how many people are in the elevator?
ERIC: Two of us!
GAIL: Yes ma'am, there is two of us in here and I am almost nine months pregnant.
OPERATOR: OK ma'am, as I said the technician will be there in as soon as he can.
(ERIC starts getting fidgety and taking small paces around the...