Cadences

I wanna be an airborne ranger,

Live the life of guts and danger.

Airborne ranger,

Life of danger.

I wanna be a scuba diver,

Swim around in the muddy water.

Scuba diver, muddy water.

Airborne ranger, life of danger.

I wanna be an S.F. medic,

Shoot some funky anisthetic.

S.F.medic, anesthetic.

Scuba diver, muddy water.

Airborne ranger, guts and danger.

And when I retire.

Im gonna be a texas ranger,

Drive around in skin tight wranglers!

Texas ranger, skin tight wranglers.

Im gonna be a UPS man,

Drive around in a ugly brown van.

Ups man, ugly brown van

Texas ranger, skintight wranglers.

Im gonna be a forrest ranger.

Chipmunks are my greatest danger.

Forrest ranger, chipmunk danger.

UPS man, ugly brown van.

Forrest ranger, chipmunk danger.

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When my granny was 91 She did PT just for fun

When my granny was 92 She did PT better than you

When my granny was 93 She did PT better than me

When my granny was 94 She did PT more and more

When my granny was 95 She did PT to stay alive

When my granny was 96 She kept on doing flutter-kicks

When my granny was 97 She up and died and went to heaven

She met St. Peter at the pearly gates

Said, "St. Peter, St. Peter, hope I'm not late

St. Peter said with a big ol' grin

"Get down granny, and knock out ten"

She replied with a big ol' smile

"Sorry, St. Peter, I'm on profile!"

When your left foot hits the ground

All I want to hear is that WHAT sound

TIME FOR SEX

WHAT

TIME FOR SEX

WHAT

Got that Missionary

WHAT

Got Me Getting Weary

WHAT

Got That Doggy Style

WHAT

Got me goin wild

WHAT

Got that cowgirl

WHAT

Than reverse cow gurl

WHAT

Got that asian sideways

WHAT

Fuck her that way always

WHAT

Got that anal

WHAT

Feel that pain gurl

WHAT

Got that bucking bronco

WHAT

Oh boy she’s a hoe

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