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A Hilarious Collection of BAWDY, RIDICULOUS & POLITICALLY INCORRECT Jokes
By Johnny Sharpe
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By Johnny Sharpe
This edition published in 2006 by Arcturus Publishing Limited 26/27 Bickels Yard, 151–153 Bermondsey Street, London SE1 3HA Copyright © 2004 Arcturus Publishing Limited All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without written permission in accordance with the provisions of the Copyright Act 1956 (as amended). Any person or persons who do any unauthorised act in relation to this publication may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims for damages. ISBN-13: 978-1-84193-575-1 ISBN-10: 1-84193-575-1 Printed in China
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Johnny Sharpe is a fictional character.
CONTENTS
THE EARLY DAYS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
The New Arrival Ma and Pa Early Learning
9 11 18
LEAVING SCHOOL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 27
Clubbing The Movies The Law Love’s Young Dream Off to Work A Walk on the Wild Side
29 32 38 52 66 78
LOVE AND MARRIAGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 85
Bedtime Stories Wedding Bells Honeymooning Married Bliss
87 106 108 115
NEST BUILDING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 135
Church Times Earning a Crust Friends and Neighbours Playtime Football Golf
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