Titles of Earth Day Rainbows

Paper on rainbows and frogs and things.

The last time I wrote on such a complex topic as rainbows and frogs and things, it was 10 years ago. At that time, I was in college and my schedule didn’t allow for much free time. I decided to go out to the football field after class one day to see if I could spot our resident bagpipe player, Freddy McBagpipes, when a little doggie came running up to me. Coming from the city, a little doggie was a little alarming and I had to fight back the urge to vomit in front of the doggie. Afterwards, though, I wasn’t sure what had happened. Freddy McDogDog (as was Mr. Doggy Pants commonly referred to) was good friends with Freddy McBagpipes, but unfortunately, he had not seen him recently. What is a girl to do when coming up with the titles of earth day rainbows? So she then saw a frog hopping around Freddy and so she went to check it out. Turns out to be a water bottle in the shape of a frog, that was blowing around and that no one saw in the bees knees. I wish I knew whether bees really had knees. Do they? These are the questions that keep me awake at night, as I am musing on the banality of frogs. Ice cream is good, too. But rainbows, and Freddy McBagpipes are the two single largest sources of aquifers. Which are, of course, first that grow in water. There aren’t too many of those out there but there are some. This is how they are becoming endangered, like the panda rainbows, or perhaps pandas and rainbows, that we so commonly hear about nowadays.

Miami is awesome. No wonder insurance companies don’t want to pay to eat frogs. It is because there are never any rainbows. If there were a local camera crew down by the river as it flooded the local commuting route, no one would ask such questions.