Jokes

Joke of the Day

Bobo: “When I grow up, I want to be a millionaire. I will own a

big mansion without any bathrooms.”

Toto: “Why no bathrooms?”

Bobo: “Because I want to be filthy rich!”

Joke of the Day

Mum: “Doctor! Doctor! My son has just swallowed a bullet.

What should I do?”

Doctor: “To begin with, don’t point him at me!”

Joke of the Day

Mashi: “What was Snow White’s brother’s name?”

Maro: “Egg White! Get the yolk?”

Joke of the Day

Ann: “Did you notice how the opera singer’s voice filled the hall?”

Alex: “Yes. I also noticed how a lot of people left to make room

for it!”

Joke of the Day

Harry: “Did your watch stop when you dropped it on the floor?”

Larry: “Of course it did! Why? Did you think it would go right

through the ground?”

Joke of the Day

Landowner: “You are not allowed to fish here.”

Steven: “I’m not fishing! I’m just giving my pet worm a bath!”

Joke of the Day

Girlfriend: “Now we’ve decided to get married, I hope you will

give me a ring.”

Boyfriend: “Sure. What’s your number?”

Joke of the Day

Customer: “Excuse me. Will my hamburger be long?”

Waiter: “No, Sir. It will be round.”

Joke of the Day

Alec: “Are waiters supposed to be tipped?”

Waiter: “Of course.”

Alec: “Good, then you can tip me. I have been waiting for service

for twenty minutes!”

Joke of the Day

Dad: “How were the exam questions?”

Carl: “Fine. It was the answers I had trouble with!”

Riddle of the Day

Name the four seasons.

Ans: Salt, Pepper, Vinegar and Mustard!

Joke of the Day

Sergeant: “What were you before you joined the army?”

New recruit: “Happy!”

Joke of the Day

Belinda: “Does this band take requests?”

Waiter: “Certainly.”

Belinda: “In the case, I request they stop playing!”

Joke of the Day

Tracy: “Do you believe in free speech?”

Neighbour: “Of course.”

Tracy: “Good. Because I need to borrow your phone to make a...